bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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  • white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
  • white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~